Saturday, 23 February 2008

CAST OUT CRUSTATIONS


When you are a crustation, and you arrive at Prick Your Finger, you have to wait outside. It's not that they won't look after us, it's just that our knitwear attracts a lot of moth, and they won't let us in the shop. Moths lay their eggs in wool because it is a protein fibre. When the moth larvae hatch they eat the wool, but it's tastier with an extra layer of perspiration, or any other bodily fluids.  Crustation sweat however is a delicacy second to none. 
 

1 comment:

Felix said...

Oh dear!
What a lot of moth-munching going on...

...I guess the little lingoustine will have to live outdoors now...